Tuesday, 22 November 2011

FUNNY SMS


FUNNY SMS


"A man to Santa:Your companion is getting your spouse in the house.
Santa pushes house and came rear again within 30 minutes.Slapped the man and said:“He’s not my companion.”


"Two challenges came in TO my DEVILS.
They said,
“We want TO affect some excellent individual.”
I recommend them your name.
They said,
“We cannot affect our BOSS.”





"son :- dad there is some one at the home to obtain donetion for a swimming pool ........? sardar :- together with a cup of water"


"who is hot… Its U,
Who’s
Charming… Its U,
Who’s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who’s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who’s beloved & near friend… Its U
Who’s a liar.. Its me"





"""Boy and young lady of training to requested teacher:
“can youngsters of our age have kids?”
Teacher said ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to young lady :
“see i informed you not to worry!!!!”"".

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